Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
tamealltherares: towritelesbiansonherarms: sassygayalexkralie: i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT...
gayeskimos: notgoingtosaygoodbye: combeferret: combeferret: who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table sir cumference get out he ate too much pi
i-need-the-butt: oh yeah, i got the D all the D’s i am not very good at school.
(someone please make an audio post)
ibietreducis: moonshoes-maggie: thesciencewitch: nerdfithers: notxam: enough pope jokes. time to get down to business to defeat the nuns Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son? You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met. And you can bet before we’re through Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you
multipack: face down ass up that’s the way i like to search for food in my fridge
rosaparking: reblog if your dick is the size of an airplane
Feeling real alone right now...
Nobody in the world is here :/
supjerbear: My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing.
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
All I want is a cute pretty girl with brown hair brown eyes can sing and can dance and is hilarious and she’s allowed to wear a little bit of eye make up coz eye make up is hot. Why is that so hard? :(
We accept the love we think we deserve…
I don't know what to do :(
Casually writing a Christmas letter to my father,...
people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
me: my whole life depends on this.
deerpong: bowlingforsoup: how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place. That was so deep I shit myself
Tumblr Gets Deep
pretendingtocare: fangyhalcyon: oh god it got better
agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
I can’t stop moving and i’m restless and i keep thinking about all the things and i just can’t SOMEONE TALK TO ME BEFORE I GO CRAZY
Plot Twist: Someone actually develops feelings for me and doesn't fuck me over.