May 2013
7 posts
Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
April 2013
1 post
tamealltherares:
towritelesbiansonherarms:
sassygayalexkralie:
i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT
OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND
SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT...
March 2013
9 posts
gayeskimos:
notgoingtosaygoodbye:
combeferret:
combeferret:
who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table
sir cumference
get out
he ate too much pi
i-need-the-butt:
oh yeah, i got the D
all the D’s
i am not very good at school.
(someone please make an audio post)
ibietreducis:
moonshoes-maggie:
thesciencewitch:
nerdfithers:
notxam:
enough pope jokes. time to get down to business
to defeat the nuns
Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son?
You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met.
And you can bet before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you
multipack:
face down ass up that’s the way i like to search for food in my fridge
February 2013
3 posts
rosaparking:
reblog if your dick is the size of an airplane
January 2013
7 posts
Feeling real alone right now...
Nobody in the world is here :/
supjerbear:
My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing.
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
sodamnrelatable:
All I want is a cute pretty girl with brown hair brown eyes can sing and can dance and is hilarious and she’s allowed to wear a little bit of eye make up coz eye make up is hot. Why is that so hard? :(
We accept the love we think we deserve…
December 2012
4 posts
I don't know what to do :(
Casually writing a Christmas letter to my father,...
Oh boy…
people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
me: my whole life depends on this.
November 2012
12 posts
deerpong:
bowlingforsoup:
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
Tumblr Gets Deep
pretendingtocare:
fangyhalcyon:
oh god it got better
agentbartowski:
can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
I can’t stop moving and i’m restless and i keep thinking about all the things and i just can’t SOMEONE TALK TO ME BEFORE I GO CRAZY
October 2012
41 posts
Plot Twist: Someone actually develops feelings for me and doesn't fuck me over.
